guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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