How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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