WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize