Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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