I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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