Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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