Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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