He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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