how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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