PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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