Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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