i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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