I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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