yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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