She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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