Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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