Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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