O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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