Christians are straight up FREAKS
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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