oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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