he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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