Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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