2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
...so i touched it.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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