gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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