I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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