Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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