It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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