And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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