on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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