I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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