hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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