too bad you live with your parents still
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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