i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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