Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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