I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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