I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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