No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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