I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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