Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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