what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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