I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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