We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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