Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
not ubering you a puppy
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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