So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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