I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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