i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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