its not stalking. its research.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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