will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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