Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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