How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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